“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
“If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life.”~ Tommy Lasorda
“Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself.” - after being told he looked cool.~ Yogi Berra
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”~ Unknown.
“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.” ~ Anonymous.
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” ~Anonymous.
“Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.” ~Rodney Dangerfield.
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