Groucho Marx

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. ~Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. ~ Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. ~ Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx