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I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

If you think nobody cares you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I’m objective; I object to everything.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?

It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Never appeal to a man’s “better nature.” he might not have one.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.

Your lucky number is 321349555463482326257. Watch for it everywhere.