Thursday, February 24, 2011

Kite

Strange 911 Calls

YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When
...asked to describe the combatants, she said: “I’ll try. There’s one man,
and he’s dressed like Elvis. He’s kicking another man who’s laying on
the ground and screaming ‘You ain’t nothing but a hound dog.’”

NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

War Dims Hope for Peace

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Air bag Your life is in your hands...